THE TRUTH ABOUT GIRLS.:.*

* midol is like crack; end of story.
* we love ben & jerrys more than you.
* we will never be too old for sleepovers.
* gossip isn`t a sin; it`s an art.
* we aren`t ashamed to cry.
* we must go to the bathroom in groups.
* we have this thing called feelings; don`t hurt them.
* there`s no point in having an ex if you can`t be a bitch to him.
* hoes over bros. no questions asked.
* we don`t wake up looking pretty. it takes time and effort.
* sometimes is just never quite enough.
* we need girls nights; often.
* we hold grudges and we never forget the things you say to us that hurt.
* it doesn`t matter who dumped who or why. whenever we see an ex with another girl, it always bothers us.. not because we`re not over you, but because we know we used to be that girl.
* makeup can hide so many things, like puffy eyes from crying to huge scars from a broken heart.
* no guy wants to marry a whore. well, no girl wants to marry a manwhore either.
* never ever ask a girl what she weighs; or imply anything about her.
* weight being too much or too little. just don`t do it.
* our eyes are located in our heads. not our chest or butt when you`re not looking in our eyes, we know.